Queen Levana of The Lunar Chronicles–“All I Want for Christmas Is You,”
I feel that this song sums up Levana’s unhealthy obsession with marrying Kai
The Darkling of The Grisha Trilogy–“White Christmas”
White Christmas? The Darkling? Get it? It’s an oxymoron!
Adelina Amouteru of The Young Elites–“Last Christmas”
Last Christmas, Adelina gave her heart to The Dagger Society. Sadly, they gave it away. And threw it in the trash. And set the trash can on fire. The blew up the ashes.
This year, Adelina won’t be making the same mistake…
Valentine of The Mortal Instruments–“Blue Christmas”
We’ll all have a blue, blue Christmas the day Valeentine comes to power…
The King of Throne of Glass–“Frosty the Snowman”
Frosty songs for a frosty villain…
Lord Voldemort of Harry Potter–“You’re A Mean One, Mr. Grinch”
Oh, he’s a mean one! I would touch him with a ten foot long pole! What other song could be a better anthem for the biggest Grinch of them all, Lord Voldemort?